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#以下评论皆来自redditON：你听过最棒的球员名字? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?R站网友griploner在主帖里列举了一些球员名字如下：Max Power - SunderlandIsaac Success - WatfordDanny Drinkwater - Aston VillaKevin Lasagna - UdineseClimax Lawrence - FC BardezDanny Invincible - retiredMarvelous Nakamba - Aston VillaArgel Fucks - retiredFabian Assman - Independiente马科斯-鲍尔 “最大功率”-桑德兰伊萨克-苏克赛斯 “成功仔”-沃特福德丹尼-德林克沃特 “喝水哥”-阿斯顿维拉凯文-拉萨尼亚 “千层面”-乌迪内斯克莱麦克斯-劳伦斯 “高潮爷”-FC巴德兹（印度）丹尼-因文西布尔 “无敌兄”-已退役马尔维鲁斯-纳坎巴 “不思议之人”-阿斯顿维拉阿吉尔-法克斯 “不可描述”-已退役费比安-安斯曼 “屁男”-独立队[–]【吉兰丹】fuirut 838 points 1 day ago?The legend himself Dean Windass传奇本尊：迪恩-温达斯（“风之臀”）[–]【赫尔城】ghostmanonthirdd 86 points 1 day ago?Old pumpkin head老南瓜头（译注：温达斯为赫尔城传奇球星）[–]s0ngsforthedeaf 65 points 23 hours ago?The Windass legend continues. His son Josh starts up front for Wigan.温达斯的传奇仍在延续。他的儿子乔什在维冈竞技踢前锋。[–]TheNecromancer 73 points 1 day ago?And his Spanish counterpart, Lopez Ufarte西班牙版的温达斯：洛佩斯-乌法尔特（谐音“放屁”）[–]【罗森博格】pappabrun 949 points 1 day ago*?Rosenborg has a talented striker in our youth team called Franklin Daddy's Boy Nyentue. I really hope he becomes good. Because that would be hilarious.我们罗森博格的青年队里有个小妖前锋叫做富兰克林-丹迪斯博伊（“老爹的男孩”）-尼恩图。我希望他能踢出名堂来。因为那会很有趣。[–]【曼联】ionised 160 points 23 hours ago?He'd make his daddy proud.他会令他老爹骄傲的。[–]【曼联】Irishane 149 points 22 hours ago?To have Martin Tyler someday scream "Daddy's Boy Scores" down his mic, excites me a great deal.想想看，马丁-泰勒冲着麦克风大喊“老爹的男孩得分啦”，爽得一比。（译注：马丁-泰勒为英国著名解说员）[–]americanadiandrew 149 points 22 hours ago?Martin Tyler or scream. You can’t have both.马丁-泰勒和大喊，你只能二选一。[–]【凯尔特人】ItsPremier 616 points 1 day ago?Can Tuna詹-图纳（“罐头吞拿鱼”）[–]【雷根斯堡】SeasonalAuslander 164 points 23 hours ago?Had him on trial on FM20. Desperately wanted him to be quality & to sign him, but sadly, Can Tuna just isn't very good...FM20里面我让他来试训了。本来对他的实力寄予厚望想签下他，不过很遗憾，图纳的水平不咋滴。[–]【阿森纳】Sanogoals22 651 points 1 day ago?How is Danny shittu not on this list居然没看到丹尼-希图（“屎”）的名字[–]【曼联】milol13 100 points 1 day ago?and don't forget Millwall teammate Dammy Shitta别忘了在米尔沃尔的队友戴米-希塔（应该是恶搞，米尔沃尔没有叫这个名字的球员）[–]RIPelliott 96 points 1 day ago?Right? This is a shittu and inaccurate list imo对吧？我就说楼主的名单全是屎徒，毫无准确性可言[–]【康斯坦丁俱乐部】Achasingh 11 points 19 hours ago?used to be the classic joke, wouldn't it be funny if david villa played for villa, Antonio Valencia played for Valencia and Danny Shittu played for wolves ( sub wolves for whoever you want)有个经典笑话：如果大卫-比利亚效力维拉，安东尼奥-瓦伦西亚效力瓦伦西亚，丹尼-希图为狼队效力（你也可以把狼队换成其他球队），那就太有趣了。（译注：意指希图效力的那支球队是屎）[–]Luksik_96 618 points 1 day ago?Yaya Banana亚亚-巴纳纳（“香蕉”）[–]【智利大学队】jugol 284 points 1 day ago?Who played for Platanias FCPlátano is Spanish for banana他在普拉坦亚斯足球队踢球而普拉坦诺则是西班牙语“香蕉”的意思[–]【北爱尔兰】Pololium 402 points 1 day ago?Fitz Hall. Purely for his nickname "One Size".菲茨-霍尔。要搭配上他的绰号“一个尺码”才有味儿。[–]【安娜堡】ejkook 226 points 1 day ago?"He's big, he's small, he's also short and tall,One Size Fitz Hall, One Size Fitz Hall"“他很大，他很小，他既矮，也很高。一个尺码是菲茨，一个尺码全通吃。”（译注：One Size Fitz Hall音同One size fits all，意为通用尺码、万能方式等）[–]【南安普顿】joethesaint 397 points 1 day ago?Danger FourpenceNorman Conquest丹吉尔-佛彭斯（“危险四便士”）诺曼-康奎斯特（“诺曼征服”，即11世纪诺曼人对英国的入侵战争，加速了英国的封建化进程）[–]【埃弗顿】MrJimmyJazz 260 points 1 day ago Norman ConquestWhen you're conceived in Hastings.? ? 诺曼-康奎斯特这名字一看就是在黑斯廷斯怀的孕（译注：诺曼征服战争会战地点位于英格兰东南部的黑斯廷斯）[–]【阿斯顿维拉】griploner[S] 57 points 1 day ago?Danger Fourpence ha ha that's quality危险四便士，哈哈，这个有点秀[–]【爱尔兰】KnightsOfCidona 50 points 1 day ago?Norman Conquest kept goal for Australia when England beat them 17-0 in 1951诺曼-康奎斯特（1916-1968，曾任澳大利亚国家队守门员），在1951年英格兰17-0大破澳大利亚的比赛中镇守龙门。[–]G00dmorninghappydays 13 points 18 hours ago?In which case I'd argue that he didnt keep goal whatsoever...镇守啥啊，都被灌了那么多个……[–]【西汉姆联】Lovebanter 121 points 1 day ago?Innocent bonke is up there因诺森特-邦克已上线[–]alsamarraie7966 41 points 1 day ago?Thought it was Bonke Innocent? He plays for Malm? FF in Sweden.应该是叫邦克-因诺森特（“无辜”）吧？他在瑞典马尔默队效力。[–]【沃特福德】LloydDoyley 229 points 1 day ago?Den Bosch's Jizz Hornkamp all day荷乙登博斯队的吉兹（“精子”）-霍恩坎普天天被喊[–]【埃因霍温】EindhovenPaperclip902 69 points 1 day ago?Why would a dutch parent call their son jizz lmao为啥一对荷兰父母要给自家儿子起名叫精子啊喂？[–]【利物浦】Hobothelegend 121 points 23 hours ago?To remind him of his roots时刻提醒他来自何处[–]KostaJePaoSMostadva 735 points 1 day ago?Kaka in my language means shit在我母语里，卡卡就是便便的意思[–]【赫塔菲】Gyara3 678 points 1 day ago?There was also Elano, which means "the ass". There was a match in 2010 WC in which Kaka got subbed off for Elano, and the commentators said " Sale Kaka por Elano" which means "Shit goes out from the ass" and that was really funny for my 10 year old self巴西队还有个埃拉诺，意思是“屁屁”。2010年世界杯的时候有一场比赛，埃拉诺替补登场换下卡卡，解说员是这么说的“埃拉诺上，卡卡下”，意思是“屁股一翘，大便就出来了”，当时只有10岁的我笑得不行。[–]anasshm 73 points 1 day ago?Pepe in my language means pee佩佩在我的母语里是“尿尿”的意思[–]【切尔西】Crown_ 41 points 1 day ago?In Swedish Kaka means cookie!瑞典语里，卡卡是指“饼干”！[–]【班加鲁尔FC】Prams35 15 points 1 day ago?Kaka in my dad's language means Uncle Kaka in my mum's language means Crow卡卡在我父亲的语言里是“叔叔”的意思，在我母亲的语言里则是“乌鸦”的意思[–]【利物浦】BaddieBadmon 6 points 1 day ago?Kaka is brother in mineEdit: spelling在我的语言里卡卡是“兄弟”之意编辑：拼写上是一样的[–]【利物浦】Sir_Psycho_Sexy_ 590 points 1 day ago?Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink扬-文内古尔-海塞林克（译注：海塞林克曾效力于特温特、埃因霍温、凯尔特人等队，他的姓氏文内古尔-海塞林克源自荷兰两个农场主家族的联姻，姓氏中的of在荷兰语中是“或者”的意思，代表两个姓氏同等重要）[–]thisBosca 176 points 1 day ago?Felice Evacuo (in Italian is "Happy I shit")菲利斯-埃瓦库奥（意大利语里是“我拉故我欢”）[–]thisBosca 49 points 1 day ago?Currently at Trapani (in Italian, "Drills")目前效力于特拉帕尼俱乐部（意语里“钻孔”的意思）[–]thisBosca 41 points 1 day ago?Their Head Coach Is Castori ("Beavers")他们的主教练叫卡斯托里（“海狸”）[–]lapadula33 274 points 1 day ago?creedence clearwater克里登斯-克里尔沃特尔（“清水”）（译注：该球员全名为克里登斯-克里尔沃特尔-库托，但更为人熟知的通称是“保利斯塔”，生于1979年，效力于巴西圣克鲁斯足球队。他的父母是美国著名乐队克里登斯清水复兴合唱团的忠实粉丝，因此给儿子取了这个名字。）[–]【伯恩茅斯】TheVirginityThief 139 points 1 day ago?not been putting in good perfomances lately, hope he can revive his career最近表现可不太好啊，希望他还能挽救自己的职业生涯。[–]DialSquare84 187 points 1 day ago?He’s not that fortunate, son.他可没那么幸运啊，孩子。（译注：“Fortunate Son”《幸运儿》是克里登斯清水复兴合唱团的一首著名歌曲，曾在《阿甘正传》、《虎胆龙威4》等电影作品以及多部游戏中出现。）[–]【热刺】Rancheros 245 points 1 day ago?Marx LeninI think he'd make a good left winger.马克思-列宁我觉得他会成为一个优秀的左边锋。（译注：该球员为巴西弗拉门戈U20中场球员）[–]HommoFroggy 51 points 1 day ago?Lorenzo Dickman for SPAL斯帕尔队的洛伦佐-迪克曼（“屌人”）[–]【科隆】McWaffeleisen 100 points 1 day ago?One for our Portuguese users:Franco Foda - Austrian NT manager给咱们葡语用户点播一个：奥地利国家队主帅弗朗哥-福达（Foda在葡萄牙语里是“草泥马”的意思）[–]【本菲卡】TauIsRC 37 points 1 day ago?My Football Manager inbox is beautiful whenever I get something about him. Usually it translates into a player "saying thank you for the fuck"足球经理游戏里的收件箱，一旦有关于他的消息就画美不看。系统通常会译成一名球员“为OOXX表示谢意”[–]【巴西】Dske 13 points 23 hours ago?Damn, imagine him with Argel Fucks as his assistant我去，要是再来个阿吉尔-法克斯做他的助理教练，啧啧[–]PeppinoImpastato 120 points 1 day ago?Argel Fucks? His parents really hate him.阿吉尔-法克斯？他爹妈跟他多大仇啊。[–]【霍芬海姆】suyashkhubchandani 24 points 1 day ago?commentators hate this guy; Learn how to be like him解说员恨死这家伙了；也想知道怎样才能和他一样[–]【切尔西】Ugievsoj 40 points 1 day ago?This guy fucks法克斯老哥就是干[–]【爱尔兰】KnightsOfCidona 121 points 1 day ago?He's actually famous for the headline Eurosport put out when he went to Benfica: Fucks off to Benfica. Date that went out btw: 11 September 2001.当初他转会去本菲卡时，欧洲体育给这篇报道配的标题还真让他出名了：法克斯前往本菲卡（也可以译作：“去尼玛的本菲卡”）。顺便一提，报道日期是2001年9月11日。[–]【内政联队】Cabbage_Vendor 81 points 23 hours ago?Imagine coming up with that brilliant headline, tell all your friends they should pick up the paper for some A+ comedy...and then 9/11 happens.想想看，当你读到这个亮瞎眼的标题，告诉你朋友赶快找报纸来看一个高级笑话…结果发生了9/11。[–]【波兰】Szudar 36 points 21 hours ago?That's one of the best all-time but my personal no.1 is "Old lady unable to master bate at home" after 0-0 between Juventus and Bate Borisov那算是史上最强标题之一了，不过对我来说还是下面这个最牛：尤文图斯与巴特-鲍里索夫队互交白卷之后，标题来了个“老妇人主场难奈巴特”（译注：master和bate连在一起读的话，音同masturbate即“自我不可描述”，于是标题很容易歪成“老太太在家无法自我不可描述”）往期传声筒[传声筒][日刊20.01.17]把睡午觉变成睡5觉，论保持状态C罗是认真的[传声筒][日刊20.01.16]亨德森年度最佳，实至名归还是刷票结果？[传声筒][日刊20.01.14]欣赏有加，西蒙尼恨不得能有11个巴尔韦德[传声筒][日刊20.01.14]送巴帅都叹分手太晚，迎塞帅皆忧头重脚轻[英超传声筒]MD22：利物浦打破无冠诅咒全靠传奇门神一泡尿？

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