2019搞笑诺贝尔奖名单来啦！10万亿巨额奖金（双语）〖▅

    　　啥袋熊的便便是方的?吃披萨活得久?5岁小孩能分泌多少唾液?……

    　　这些听上去就风马牛不相及的科(qi)学(pa)研究，却在一项“诺贝尔奖”的召唤下齐聚一堂，然后还能获得价值10万亿的一笔巨额奖金!

    　　这……感觉很刺激，很带劲，也很……不严肃对不对?Jio着有点不像高大上的诺贝尔奖啊?

    　　你的感觉没有错，因为这其实是一年一度的搞笑诺贝尔奖(Ig Nobel)!

    　　据其官网介绍，搞笑诺贝尔奖是为了奖励那些令人“先发笑、后思考”的成就，纪念那些非同寻常的研究，以创造性为荣，激发人们对科学、医药以及技术方面的兴趣。

    　　The Ig Nobel Prizes honor achievements that make people LAUGH, and then THINK. The prizes are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative — and spur people’s interest in science, medicine, and technology.

    　　每年9月，搞笑诺贝尔奖都在美国哈佛大学的桑德斯剧院举行颁奖礼，现场还有1100人的豪华奇葩观礼团，见证获奖者领奖。

    　　Every September, in a gala ceremony in Harvard’s Sanders Theatre, 1100 splendidly eccentric spectators watch the new winners step forward to accept their Prizes.

    　　至于名字，Ig Nobel则是ignoble(不光彩)的谐音。

    　　什么?还惦记那10万亿的巨额奖金?没错，当然有，不过货币单位则是津巴布韦币，很不值钱就是了。而且，当获奖人的感言太过冗长时(时限1分钟)，还会有一个8岁的小姑娘站出来说，“停了吧，我烦了”!

    　　The winners received $10 trillion Zimbabwean dollars, which is virtually worthless, and each was given one minute to deliver an acceptance speech enforced by an 8-year-old girl whining “Please stop. I’m bored.”

    　　好了，回到今年的搞笑诺贝尔奖，不出意外，同样引发观众爆笑!

    　　The winners are always sure to cause a few laughs, and this year's are no different.

    　　究竟哪些研究成果捧得大奖了呢?

    　　来来来，先看个总结：

    　　然后咱们一项一项来鉴赏!

    　　医学奖

    　　MEDICINE PRIZE

    　　Silvano Gallus收集证据，证明吃披萨可以防范疾病，延缓死亡，当然这披萨得是在意大利做的，还要在意大利吃。

    　　Silvano Gallus, for collecting evidence that pizza might protect against illness and death, if the pizza is made and eaten in Italy.

    　　结论：“在意大利消化的披萨，可以预防很多受到饮食影响的慢性疾病：消化道癌症和梗阻。”

    　　“We found that pizza consumption in Italy was protective for many chronic diseases that are known to be influenced by diet: digestive tract cancers and infarction,” Gallus said in an email.

    　　至于为什么一定要限制在意大利，可能因为研究人员本身就是个意大利人吧……

    　　医学教育奖

    　　MEDICAL EDUCATION PRIZE

    　　Karen Pryor 和Theresa McKeon，用一种简单的动物训练方法——响片训练——训练医生来进行骨科手术。

    　　Karen Pryor and Theresa McKeon, for using a simple animal-training technique— called “clicker training” —to train surgeons to perform orthopedic surgery.

    　　通俗来说，就是通过可以发出响声的工具来强化对象的积极行为。

    　　In short, a mechanical device that emits an audible click is used to reinforce positive behavior.

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